Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

cheese

The best thing ever.

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Melty cheese

It’s melted cheese that is on a burger

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese

by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle

"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"

by BONE MANN October 23, 2018

CHEESE

CHEESE

person 1: CHEESE

person 2: CHEESE

by peopleAreSTUPID69 February 17, 2022