When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.
Her: Cum on my tits.
Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.
Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.
Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.
Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.
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When your significant other is showering and your hard penis peeks around the shower curtain to see what is happening.
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024
Get the Curious George mug.Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023
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Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"
Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."
Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."
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not to be confused with Georgia, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
not to be confused with Georgia, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
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“Yo have you checked out national geographic”
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