I Heartichoke You Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger that comes with artichoke

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Heartichoke You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I Disagree With The Chinese Government

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.

Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood

by fgiseriugfaeugiszfiuafgiuaeugv May 18, 2022

I have a plan Arthur

The phrase “I have a plan Arthur” is usually coincided with a bad plan, or decision that someone is going to make. This is usually a reference to RDR2 where Dutch Van Der Linde’s plans most of the time fucking suck and cause more trouble than good.

A: “Bro we’re pinned down what the hell are we going to do?”
D: “don’t worry I have a plan Arthur ”

by TheBigPayday January 28, 2022

I love you, but fuck!

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

by beatyourchildren December 22, 2009

I got your bitch

bring it, your on, ready to fight...

Sue: "Hey Claire you bitch!"

Claire: "Come on, I got your bitch!"

by Ol'School December 25, 2011

I would rather _____ than _____

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

i got 2 phones

the "I got 2 phones" originated from the song '2 phones' by Kevin gates.it has been trending numerous times throughout the years but recently its being used by a side of tiktok called "da boys" to express their irritation for what a person is saying in a video and to say that what they are saying has no point and doesn't really make sense. Normally it used used under a lgbtq person or women's video talking about something in their community or something to do with it. A lot of the time its used by salty young men because they don't know what to say because they know their opinion is not only wrong but is more pointless than the video or comment they are replying too. it is a ignorant term and shouldn't be commented under videos discussing serious topics.

woman:the patriarchy is bad
incel:i got 2 phones

by bloo.dior August 30, 2023