Heartichoke

A male (human) technology hater, with a potty mouth, who is adept at grabbing freely floating ideas and churning them into whimsical melodies on child-sized pianos; these types of individuals, occasionally, resort to using the old rabbit-in-the-hat trick to numb their audience into submission.

See brokehipster site under music blogs -April 25th entry

Only a heartichoke could beat the crap out of a TV like that!

by Ned Zeppelin May 06, 2011

I Heartichoke You Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger that comes with artichoke

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Heartichoke You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018