Zach

Zach is a very gay male, who is usually funny but also very depressed. Zach's tend to have alot of rizz while also getting no bitches.

Bro, Zach is funny asf, Too bad he has too much homosexual rizz with no bitches.

by theonlycornerwhosfunny May 1, 2023

Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

zach fulton

A colossal dick in a box

Zach Fulton is such a fuck boy

by Tr0phy$lay3r July 5, 2016

Zach

my boy Zach gets all the h0es. if you ever seen a girl crying about their boyfriend, its because their boyfriend isn't Zach. Zach is also the reason some men are gay and some lesbians became straight.

i focked 2 girls in one night, i feel like Zach

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 February 13, 2023

pulling a zach

making a Jojo's reference to something that has nothing to do with the anime Jojos Bizarre adventure.

guy 1: damn, all that running put me out of breath.
guy 2: running? breathing? it's just like Jojo's bizarre adventure!
Guy 1: that had nothing to do with Jojo's you idiot.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I think I was pulling a Zach.

by lanomanyajr December 14, 2023

Zach

A guy who prob smells like coleslaw

Ew zach smells like coleslaw

by Bigbootyjudylover January 13, 2023

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018