willy slice

a fluffy poodle goofy glasses guy who plays a trumpet and follows people home with no mates

willy slice : wanna slice of my willy

duck and pig : ahhhhhh no

pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril

by red riding whore September 03, 2012

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

Willy Tears

Describing the male ejaculation.

'I got Willy tears all over my bed'

by James Esther June 11, 2008

Willy Dude

Man who likes to go around with his penis hanging out.

If you spot one you must shout "Willy Dude", "Willy Dude" repeatly at him.

by guntchaser November 28, 2010

Weed Willy

When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.

Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.

by MontyDelmonte July 22, 2010

Fishing Willie

A torture method in which fishing line is wrapped around the head of a man's penis and pulled up until the head of the penis peels off with the fishing line.

I'm going to Fishing Willie your first born son

by Channman February 27, 2017

free willie

Participating in an action with your junk exposed.

Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?

by Synchronize February 23, 2011