by mybadfriend September 2, 2021
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1st guy: Yo, how was that chick you hooked up with last night dude?
2nd Guy: She was alright, but I must say, I was a little disgusted with her whiskered raisin.
2nd Guy: She was alright, but I must say, I was a little disgusted with her whiskered raisin.
by Coherent November 19, 2009
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Jim: Dude I've never been that drunk before!
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?
Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?
Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..
by Vātsyāyana April 13, 2014
Get the Whisker pussying mug.Verb. To brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. Generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. Play on words "whisk-her-muffins."
Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.
Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.
Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.
Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.
1. Yo, I had a full beard going and whiskermuffin'd Theresa last night. It was great, but she got a bit chafed.
2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.
3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.
2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.
3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.
by beeuhnay June 4, 2014
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Get the whiskerfloss mug.When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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