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pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.
Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.
pocket Washingtons by nznator August 31, 2009

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall
"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"
Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009

Washingtonville 

A small town in Orange County, NY where people are embarassed to say they are from because it is a shithole.
"Are you from Washingtonville?" "No."
Washingtonville by B something October 27, 2005

Warshington 

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.
Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

Gashington 

An small area with a high density of gash.
All aboard to Gashington station.
Gashington by yehman09 December 20, 2009

Washingtard 

Native from the state of Washington. You can usually spot Eastern Washingtards by their pointy teeth from the inbreeding. Western Washingtards tend to have some sort of Liberal gibberish on their Subarus or Volvos if in Ballard, and definitely can tell by their driving skills. There is always the possibility that Sasquatch is right around the bend on I5 or any other freeway, so they will slow down to 40 or slower to make sure they don't hit rogue Sasquatchs on the freeway system. Washingtards are very sensitive and avoid confrontation, so never say anything mean or direct at them, as they may go sulk and pout over your harsh words for the next 3-5 years. Arch Enemies of Washintards: People from LA or the East Coast.
I love the city of Seattle, but there's too many Washingtards there.
Washingtard by SeattleEvilDave October 15, 2009