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Washingtard

Native from the state of Washington. You can usually spot Eastern Washingtards by their pointy teeth from the inbreeding. Western Washingtards tend to have some sort of Liberal gibberish on their Subarus or Volvos if in Ballard, and definitely can tell by their driving skills. There is always the possibility that Sasquatch is right around the bend on I5 or any other freeway, so they will slow down to 40 or slower to make sure they don't hit rogue Sasquatchs on the freeway system. Washingtards are very sensitive and avoid confrontation, so never say anything mean or direct at them, as they may go sulk and pout over your harsh words for the next 3-5 years. Arch Enemies of Washintards: People from LA or the East Coast.
I love the city of Seattle, but there's too many Washingtards there.
by SeattleEvilDave October 15, 2009
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washingtude

The act of being from Washington/acting like you’re from Washington (state)
“That guy has a weed pipe hanging out of his flannel AND he’s listening to nirvana?”

“That’s some real washinhgtude”
Washingtude is the act of being from Washington State USA
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george washingdaddy

When someone named George is daddy. Can be used as sugar daddy, older man daddy, or when someone is just daddy in general.
I'm sorry have you seen George? He's a George Washingdaddy.
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george washingdaddy

When a man named George is daddy. Can be sugar daddy, older man daddy, or when a man is just being general daddy.
Have you seen George? He is a George Washingdaddy
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George Washingtron

The father of our country riding on a tron motorcycle.
There goes George Washingtron again on his glowing motorbike smh.
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George Washingtoad

The liberator of the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies and The Money Guy
Her: You must be the liberator of the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies if you think we’re fucking
George Washingtoad: Money Guy
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George Washingtoad

The liberator of the 13 mushroom colonies and the Money Guy
Her: You must be the liberator of the 13 mushroom colonies if you think we’re fucking
George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy
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