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Valeria

A retard russion dat is gonna get shit on friday night.
Some Retard
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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Valerie

An annoying women that has little friends that actually like her, she's a poser. No boys like her because how rude she is but she is funny. She's ugly and annoying and commonly u talented.
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valerie

Someone who cant decide whether they are a boy or a girl. She has trouble destinguishing the difference between a cat and a dog, because she has other things on her mind. she allergic to just about everything and she gets asthma attaks from laughing. Blonde hair, blue or green eyes, although she argues that they are bland and grey. Shes really annoying at times as she will never tell you anything about her secrets. shes thinks shes an intellect but the only reason that she gets straight A's is because she bribes her teachers with russian food.
girl: hey lets go climb this huge hill!
valerie: i have athsma
girl: okay um then lets just sit down on this grass..
valerie: im allergic to grass
girl: do you want to walk the dog?
valerie: i will get a rash.
by meh nem is jeff November 27, 2017
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Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.
Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.
by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005
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Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.
by tom March 3, 2005
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Vanderbilt of our group

A person (sometimes a thing or team) that never wins in a group. They cannot beat anybody at a game, and are always depressed and strutting around about their smarts instead of sports ability.
Billy can't beat anyone 1 on 1 at football. He is the Vanderbilt of our group.
by tennessee18_ December 21, 2014
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Valerie

Valerie is a stupid girl with terrifyingly long brown hair and eyes, that make you cry when you look at her. People who aren't close to her think she is quiet and boring, but once you get to know her, she is ugly, stupid, annoying, and a stupid person. She is very annoying to her friends and if someone says or does anything against her or her friends, BEWARE! That person will get in big trouble by Valerie because she loves Anela. She is incredibly ugly and stupid, with an ugly body and face. Girls can be mean to her at times, because they are not jealous of her and dont want to be her. She keeps her friends close and is very annoying and idiotic to them. Plead do ever become ex-friends with Valerie!!!!! You will not regret it the rest of your life!!!!
BROOOOOOO! THAT VALERIE PEROSN IS SCARY
by iwkthtsom July 26, 2020
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