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bleeding vagina

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.
Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.
by tinnican February 11, 2006
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Vagina

Something that women possess, and all men desire.
I want to lick her Vagina
by Erik H Green August 11, 2008
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moist vagina

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous
1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!
by rochman March 21, 2008
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vagina dentata

1. A Freudian concept that all men are subconsiously afraid that their wives want to slice off their genitals. The term is Latin for "toothed vagina".

2. Name of a women's movement in Denmark that calls for women to not be submissive or un-agressive when in danger or being persecuted.
John Bobbit should have read up on vagina dentata.
by Colony January 21, 2004
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Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.
"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."
by OET March 26, 2009
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hamburger vagina

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.
by emil p May 2, 2003
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