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by King Cancer December 1, 2018
Get the Tonkpils mug.A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.
WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
by The A-List December 11, 2011
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A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.
by AReiter December 27, 2011
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'Awwwh man, I got d tonked last night'
'Shitson, I'm so gonna get myself some of The D Tonk next weekend'
'Shitson, I'm so gonna get myself some of The D Tonk next weekend'
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