grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.

that grammy toucher was checking out your grandmother

by bagulese February 26, 2011

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

by bigolboy November 3, 2011

Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.

Hey look at that human torch!!

by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011

Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014