if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

by Realone124 December 22, 2018

There's your girlfriend!

This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.

Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!'
You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'

by Diego November 19, 2003

There He Is

a phrase used whenever you see someone for the first time that day or a phrase used to when someone do you special,or entertainment.

There he is,what it dew folk.

by kwolfe01 July 28, 2011

There's A Pony In There

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006

There's nothing else I can say

Literally speaking, you have nothing else to say and don't know.
Can be used to exit/end a conversation, justify a break-up/cheat-on, and as an excuse for not wanting to think.
This phrase has an angry/indifferent/anxious undertone.

This phrase can also be followed by ", eh eh." often referenced by Monsters from "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" by Lady GaGa.

1. A: "I can't believe you fucking slept with him last night, you promised you'd never cheat on me..."
B: "I was so wasted last night, I'm sorry..."
A: "There's nothing else I can say."

2. A: "Did you seriously max-out my credit card...?"
B: "It was an accident... there's nothing else I can say..."

by penguwin December 11, 2011

Praveenis' Theorem

When one eats, or has eaten, they have instantly become homosexual.

Praveenis' Theorem:
One eats therefore he is gay.

Praveen: "Did you eat?"
Branden: "Yes."
Praveen: "You're so gay."

by King6 November 9, 2010