Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 02, 2005

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

carpet cutting

Dancing, probably on carpet, think about it

Did you see him carpet cutting at my house last night? It was mad cool.

by MaryOfNazareth September 26, 2004

Carpet F-bomb

Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.

Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.

by Cheesy December 28, 2006

Under The Carpet Homie

The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.

Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.

by Nut guy June 04, 2020