Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
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through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur
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the a&p • down the road a piece • giving the dog a pill • The Breath Of A The An A Panara • Standing in the G.A.P • The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter). • The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. • A poke in the eye with a sharp stick • The Cake Is A Pie • The Life Of A Penis
Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
by Schnyper June 24, 2009
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A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
by Bison80 June 30, 2009
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Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.
Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?
Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.
Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?
Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.
Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?
Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?
Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.
Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?
Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.
Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?
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n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
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