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Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.

From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
What happened to the senator this weekend?

He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
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Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur
by stupidos June 12, 2011
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Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
by Schnyper June 24, 2009
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A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.

A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"

"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}

"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
by Bison80 June 30, 2009
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Bernie the ape

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Bernie Sanders speaks like an ape. He can only form very little sentences. Examples of this will be given in the box below. He is also dumb as an ape. Very stupid.
Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?

Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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The Apocalfish

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It's whats swims around in my right nut.

(As defined by R. Lopez)
The Apocalfish is an angry fish that resembles a betta with muscular biceps.
by rcmpseudonym January 7, 2011
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The Apex Nerd

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The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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