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Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009
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Papi Tank

A tank top shirt worn by a man that has no shoulders.
Yo M***R, Sick Papi Tank.
by LIMOS July 8, 2009
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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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G-tank

An individual with incredible abilities, be it strength, intellect, charm with women,etc.

It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.

An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.
Did you see how Lebo, Malicke, and Gosi fought last night? Those guys are G-tanks for sure.

Damn! He's a G-tank.

Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
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Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!
by SeggySack May 3, 2022
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