Definitions by JungleboyJames
filming a FloTv commercial
spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
filming a FloTv commercial by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010
Tank Texting
Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.
Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tank Texting by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009