the old switcheroo

When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..

Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

by Poopy the Shoemister January 3, 2016

Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011

Royal Switcheroo

When a small penised man is about to get lucky with a chick in the dark, he pulls out the 11 inch dildo and acts like its his penis inserting it into the vagina. complements of Rusty Royal.

"Dude my 3 incher wasn't enough so i pulled the Royal Switcheroo on that ho."

by Hobulator69 January 15, 2006

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

swoite

A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.

Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"

by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013

switist

highest level of swite
most awesome
most grandiose

That pizza is the switist pizza i have ever had.
Geo's and JBZ's jokes about Tony are the Switist.
The Switist people use the word swite.

by JBZ December 10, 2004

switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.

I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?

by Disaster squad April 3, 2006