Joe: *Farts*
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021
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when a male/female places their mouth on pussy lips and blows into them making a "choo choo" sound, causing the female to SQUIRT !!!!!
example 1)
Katelyn- "Hey dana im gonna make you choo choo squirt tonight babbbbyyy ;)"
example 2)
Joe- *choo choo*
Novi- "OOOOOO FUCK I JUST CHOO CHOO SQUIRTED"
Katelyn- "Hey dana im gonna make you choo choo squirt tonight babbbbyyy ;)"
example 2)
Joe- *choo choo*
Novi- "OOOOOO FUCK I JUST CHOO CHOO SQUIRTED"
by nippleflickyumyum May 2, 2018
Get the choo choo squirt mug.After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.
by Tasticx March 12, 2021
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Get the pop a squirt mug.Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...
by ergonomics July 30, 2018
Get the Flirt, Squirt and Skirt mug.I was shagging the fuck out of Hannah one night in my bedroom, and she squirted so much, and then my dog walked in and he opened his mouth for it, and she still couldnt stop! i was so embarsed, but i made her squirt so bad! 'She squirted her inner juices all over'
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