tangential search 

1. Do a search
2. Notice an interesting result only somewhat related to your actual search.
3. Search on the new term.
4. goto 2.

Following interesting results from a given search to the point of getting lost in interesting results from search engines for hours. Often results in porn results withing a Kevin Bacon step envelope.

Search: how to get cat urine stains out of a leather couch.
Result: ***&&$&@#((#&$$&*%%&(^#

You: "Wow, I've never heard of THAT fetish, I'll just search on it to find out more..."

and aawway you go! You've just started a tangential search.

tangential search by Rev.Slade February 3, 2010

Pole Searching 

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

Pole Searching by furloaf December 19, 2011

sheep shearing 

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Mexican search 

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

Mexican search by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

Poogle search 

The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item

Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice

Poogle search by Yibbo Shakie December 16, 2017

Ctrl Search H

reverses the colours on a Chromebook (high contrast mode)

lol: I see you chose the dark side

boo: "Ctrl Search H"
whoops

Ctrl Search H by AR12 Dani February 22, 2020

Jack Searle 

A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.

1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"

Jack Searle by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022