Get my smurf on

To whack someone in the face with your penis.

Steve's staying tonight, looks like imma get my smurf on.

by Duffman FTW January 4, 2011

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

Smurfette

fuck a girl in a port o potty and dunk her head in the blue stuff the cum on her head

I was fucking this chick in a port o potty, so I asked if she likes smurfs. she said yeah so i gave her a smurfette, I pushed her head in the toilet and then came on her head.

by O.J.A.M. May 29, 2011

smurf

Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.

After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.

by Headman July 31, 2005

smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 22, 2001

smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005