Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.

You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!

by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025

find your shoosh

To look for quiet

or

A word that our science teacher used to say when he wanted us to be quite.

Jackie was talking and Mr. Rennoc said Jackie find your shoosh.

by Slickadelllaphante November 6, 2009

Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".

Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020

Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

by AmHolding October 31, 2021

goofy goo goo shoosh

goofy goo goo shoosh (goofay goo goo shuuush)

noun: a term commonly said by millenials from Southern California meaning a goofy type of thing.

San Diego surfer: "Yo broo, you ever copped them new Ultrarange Vans with uhh...Mickey Mouse on em?"
"Yeah dude, that's like that goofy goo goo shoosh bro!"

by notallenshoosh November 5, 2021