Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
Get the Johnny Blue Skiesmug. Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodgemug. (ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
Get the skis in jeansmug. a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.
by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024
Get the ski buddymug. Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.
I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the whore skiingmug. by ColderVisionz January 27, 2021
Get the Skimug. Not your grandmother’s kolache.
When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
by Czech_problems December 20, 2020
Get the Kilo Skiedmug.