Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

Clean sheets by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Bleached My Sheets 

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

Bleached My Sheets by hunterf September 7, 2009

oh baby shieet 

A mix between “oh baby no” and “oh shit” inspired by The Walking Dead.

Oh baby shieet!!

oh baby shieet by Em Lord May 8, 2021

Three sheets to the wind 

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.

After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.

Three sheets to the wind by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011

shmee 

a sound to indicate huge excitement.

me:shmee! i heard the most amazing thing yesterday!
friends: what??!!

shmee by k8y January 21, 2006

Shmeef 

A black jew

Lenny Kravits is the most famous shmeef.

Shmeef by kevin thomas smith July 13, 2009

Sichuan Sheet 

Named after the region in China where H5N1 Bird Flu crossed over into all manner of animals (and humans) and killed them after an outbreak at Qinghai Lakes.

When that happened, the Chinese tried to cover it up by claiming it was "Streptococcus Suis" a (mild bacterial infection that usually does not kill) To honor their "SS" the term "Sichuan Sheet" was coined to highlight the coverup attempt. A sheet is a thin coverup that can be seen through.

Sichuan Sheet is the highly lethal post Qinghai Lakes strain of Bird Flu that is killing humans to the west and south of China.

Those people in Turkey and Iraq are all dying of Sichuan Sheet. When are they going to get a vaccine?

Sichuan Sheet by Joe Neubarth March 14, 2006