sexy ugly 

One who is not really good looking, but exudes sex appeal. Thus making them fuckable.

Steve Tyler
Uma Thurman

sexy ugly by Jessy January 5, 2004

sexy teacher

literally what you typed moron

damn we got a fuckin sexy teacher.

sexy teacher by lol686444 April 21, 2018

sexy librarian 

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.

Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.

sexy librarian by Lurias_S January 24, 2007

Sexy Fish 

Sexy Bitch.
as in Sexy bitch by David getta feat Akon

DAYUMMM YOU'S A SEXY FISH!

Sexy Fish by Kusanito April 21, 2010

Sexy teapot 

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.

'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'

Sexy teapot by Danger Russ August 26, 2013

sexy shirt man 

a fat red shirt wearing man typically used in memes. opposite of what his name is.
Revland Jones with a shirt

oh my god sexy shirt man!

sexy shirt man by duuno January 24, 2017

Sexy hippo 

A HIPPO WITH A NICE ASS THIGHS

OMG Thevcat orwnge juice tho.

big as hell eyes and ass mmmm so loucious

hippo sexy hippo hippo sexy smexy hippo

Sexy hippo by KordieVook February 25, 2017