San Francisco Marching Band 

Occurs when a group of males in close proximity, usually friends, urinates in a non-dark area; usually characterized by the ability (whether exercised or not) of one individual to reach out and grab another's skin flute while at the same time having his grabbed.

We were having a great time on bear island until the four of us all got up to piss at the same time. I felt like we were getting up and joining a San Francisco Marching Band.

San Francisco Marching Band by HunterCurtisJake September 30, 2008

San Diego Tide Pool 

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.

Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

San Diego Tide Pool by Slayafish March 22, 2011

San Diego 

Come to San Diego, there is so much to see! From the sparkling waters of Michin Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sight-seeing, why not try spankin' it in one of our charming city streets? San Diego, cum take a load off!

12-year old kid: Mom I want to go to San Diego!
Mom: Why is that dear?
Kid: I need to take the load off

San Diego by UrbanDicktionaryiF March 20, 2015

San Angeho 

n.; plural, San Angehoes

1. San Angeloans' slang for a ho or a bitch. Used as a derogatory remark.
People who generally use this word hail from Angelo State University or Howard College.

1. "Man, Graham's was rocking last night! Brought me back a San Angeho!"

"San Angelo sucks, nothing but a bunch of San Angehoes!"

"Dude, that girl suck dick like a San Angeho."

San Angeho by air22 August 17, 2006

San Francisco Ballbuster 

To anally penetrate a male while reaching around and punching him in the testicles. Usually used as a hypothetical form of punishment

Man, that guy is such a douche I just want to give him the San Francisco Ballbuster.

San Francisco Ballbuster by bsak August 5, 2008

San Angelo 

Small town in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, tx

meth capital

austinite; where are you from. angelonion; san angelo. austinite; is that in cali? angelonion; no, remember the polygamy bust a few years ago? that went down in my town. austinite; ahhhh right on.

San Angelo by lolleraids July 14, 2010

San Antonio 

A very very boring city filled with a bunch of filthy rich drug dealing mexicans. It is BLAZING hot here. Everyone is ALWAYS talking about the Spurs because thats the only thing

this city has to rely on. There is absolutely no character in this city. I think its OK to visit but it blows to live here.

Hey lets take a trip to San Antonio. Nahh that place is a Baron Wasteland.

San Antonio by SAisGay December 7, 2011