Reddit

A website where many 12 year olds visit so they can look cool.

Kid: hey is that INSTAGRAM!?
me: uh... yes?
Kid: bro thats C R I N G E, use Reddit instead
me: why?
Kid: *starts speaking intellect*

by BreadTaken October 14, 2020

reddit chungus

Some fucking idiot named Ozzy, who makes the worst kind of shitposts

Sup Reddit chungus, how was your day?

by turnip man December 22, 2020

Redditwitchcordian

A person who uses Reddit, Twitch, and Discord. These people also like watching memes on YouTube, FilthyFrank, and the works. These people also hate apps TikTok and Instagram. Anyone who uses Instagram is considered a “normie”, and anyone who uses TikTok is considered a thot

Redditwitchcordian: “man I really hate those thots over on TikTok”
Other person: “you must be a redditwitchcordian”

by Boy #34 in your bedroom December 31, 2020

reddithole

When you start by reading just one reddit post, and end up staying up all night reading them.

Mom: Jimothy, why are you still awake?
Jimothy: Sorry, Mom, I fell down the reddithole again.

by thealarmsgoingoff March 9, 2021

Reddit Moment

When something happens that sounds similar to something that could happen on Reddit

That was an epic Reddit Moment

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

Reddit

An app used by people with no chance of ever sexually interacting with anybody brutally fighting in comment sections over a thing that they believe nobody should have except for themselves, ‘Opinions’.

Me: I have 15000 Reddit Karma.
Her: Ok, ok, can we have sex now?
Me: Sex?

by aquticdan678 September 18, 2021

Reddishhy

Commonly used for smart people, and people who have many time on their hands. Also, people who have pog join vc.

He’s such a Reddishhy… Cute!

by Reddishhy January 6, 2022