polly pocket

a short, little, skinny bitch (usually white) with no boobs and no ass that guys like anyway for god knows what reason... probably because they think shes cute like that stupid toy all little girls used to play with

fuck polly pockets!

by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006

reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014

Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

hot pockets

Derogatory term for mods.

These hot pockets do it for free!

by Falchion315 May 3, 2019

florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.

he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off

by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016

pocket fisherman

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.

"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

by Q-tip McVicker April 1, 2004

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006