Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.

I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006

punch and judy

the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

You must have seen the film blah blah blah

by Gosport Gonzo March 3, 2004

Falcon Punch

The cure to teen pregnancy.

Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)

by JokerBoody August 8, 2008

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009

punch bowl

When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl

by foufifoufi September 5, 2007

Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.

Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010