the pants incident

when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"

amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol

by Paddy101 June 10, 2006

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 10, 2006

bad twat

someone with an attitude or an insult towards a friend, then u can laff lol

to be fair mark, u're a bad twat, im goin sick over here lol

by Paddy101 June 10, 2006