minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006

cuddle punch

When you are holding and loving and squeezing someone but you just have to punch them in their whore mouth.

Andy and Phil were playing hockey against each other, and even though they loved each other very much, they locked up and cuddle punched each other. Gently.

by aim.low April 4, 2014

punch and judy

the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

You must have seen the film blah blah blah

by Gosport Gonzo March 3, 2004

Falcon Punch

The cure to teen pregnancy.

Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)

by JokerBoody August 8, 2008

Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.

Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

punch bowl

When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl

by foufifoufi September 5, 2007

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009