porcelain powder

Codename for cocaine.

"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"

by Kavalier Picard September 7, 2016

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.

Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!

by Mctip July 10, 2016

Poocelain

Commonly known as a skid mark, this is a poo-stain than has unforgivably transpired onto the porcelain backboard of the toilet.

Your Dad: I've left some bad Poocelain back there.
You: Get a grip Dad.

by PeeledWig June 11, 2016

Processor

A roman noodle

Processor. I got bored.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017

propellarchopter

When someone helicoptrs their penis and repitedly hits someone in the face.

"I heard Liam and Mikey in the back propellarchoptering eachother!"

by Hayz420 July 26, 2017