Angry Scottish Pirate. 

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

Angry Scottish Pirate. by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

land pirate 

Firemen- They drive around in the big red pirate ships to pilage and plunder inside of your house while putting out the fire. thanks for putting out the fire, where is grandmothers pearls?

Here come the land pirates arrrr! hide your wallet!

land pirate by hellgatepiratehater November 21, 2009

Sand Pirate

A person or person's from a Muslim country that has a high percentage of radical Islamist's. The person is not necessarily Islamic, but there is a high likelihood that the individual is. This phrase is also used in reference to ISIS and other Islamic groups.

1. With the influx of refugees from the middle east into France there are sure to be a few Sand Pirates in the population.

2. As the hummer drove over the Rubble hill, sand pirates jumped out from behind a bush. They ran with a suicide vest toward the soldiers yelling "Allah Akbar" the hummer machine gun shoots at the sand pirate causing an explosion. The hummer drives off..Noone likes a sand pirate.

Sand Pirate by GI Jerk May 13, 2017

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples 

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples by BujuArena October 10, 2018

face pirate 

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

face pirate by mark snider February 13, 2004

Moseley Leisure Pirate 

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

moseley leisure pirate camden leisure pirate russell brand

Moseley Leisure Pirate by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010

milky pirate 

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

milky pirate by driscoll January 11, 2007