Joo-ping

The act of jerking off while simultaneously shitting.

My wife caught me joo-ping and rewarded me with a blumpkin!!! (See blumpkin)

by Poop2024 April 9, 2024

ping shuen

menace to society. he's also an advocate for equal rights for women. one of his favourite quotes is, "equal rights, equal fights".
got no game and no chicks either but has a good taste in music and makes banger playlists.

"i really appreciate your efforts and i recognise that you're trying your best, and for that i'm proud of you ping shuen." - no one ever

by salvador pablo November 22, 2021

stinky ping pong

When you are preforming anal with 2 girls (or guys) and they start slapping your smelly meat back and forth similar in fashion to the classic game, ping pong.

What are you into? ;)
Only some stinky ping pong with my homies

by Sherbetbou October 21, 2017

Ping-Ping

The act of shooting ping-pong balls from your vagina or rectum cavity.

Yesterday I enjoyed watching Ping-Ping on the internet with my friends.

by Stevie not so wonderful October 31, 2017

Discord Ping-Pong

When you're having a conversation with someone in a crowded Discord channel, so you have to send pings to each other for every message

"I was having a round of Discord Ping-Pong with my friend today. It was really fun."

by TheMartinezRocket January 27, 2021

Ping

An absolute legend of a peep. Loves to get munted on the weekend with his crew Horatio, El Bosso and E Bae. Can be found fully
Muller-riced at the All Bar One on some cheeky Snow in Putney Bridge. Or losing his shit when he’s spilt Nauf-De-Pap on his salmon leg wrappers. A totes Archbishop of Banter-bury and he loves a cheeky nandos. Also goes by the yawn moniker “Simon”.

Person one: hey, have you met ping?
Person two: fuck yes I have, what a ledge.
Person one: why is he called ping? Is he Chinese?
Person two: Hell no, it’s because his bloody cellular won’t stop pinging off. The ladies LOVE a bit of ping.
Person one: how insightful. What an utter bad man.

by Horatio86 November 24, 2021

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024