Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo
Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a
Jake: PHOTO-NUKE
Dad: It's a penis
Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a
Jake: PHOTO-NUKE
Dad: It's a penis
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Get the Photo-nuke mug.A surname of German lineage that is one of the most ancient names ever recorded, in Germany or elsewhere. It may refer to a musician, or player of the "pipe," or a spice merchant, particularly a merchant of "pepper." What surprises most to hear is that a German prophecy exists concerning a girl with this surname, predicted to be born in 1992. According ancient texts, she is fated to either save or destroy the world. Some scholars say she has the power to shift continents, others say she can create devastating maelstroms with the flick of her wrist, but that is only interpretation. Still, it's a story worth investigating.
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When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)
DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!
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1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!
2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
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