A penis is a man's representation of his sheer power. It has many uses, but it is mainly used for urinating and fucking pussies. It has the ability to propel a huge load of cum a great distance. Men enjoy putting their cocks in girls' pussies, asses, or mouth; they also enjoy fondling it themselves.
Dick's huge penis pressed up against Jane's warm pussy. They started to make out until Jane's pussy was soaked. Dick then began to move his monster cock in and out of Jane's pussy, getting faster with each stroke. Soon enough, Dick's penis was moving faster than a piston in a racecar engine, and Jane began to moan with sheer ecastasy. Right after Jane orgasmed, time slowed to a near crawl. Everything became a blur. Then, a huge, powerful explosion erupted from Dick's cock, sending quarts of warm creamy love juice into Jane's pussy. Jane then went on to suck Dick's cock, which caused Dick to dump another load of jizz all over her face.
by monstercock2023 December 14, 2009
Get the Penismug. the leading appendage of the male species....see also: One Eyed Snake, Maker of the Love Mayonaise, and Love Stick.
by Kat November 29, 2003
Get the Penismug. The most vital part on my body ova dan my hand lol.
Has many nicknames such as gigglestick luvplank purple helmet warrior an my personal fave Hank the Wankplank
Has many nicknames such as gigglestick luvplank purple helmet warrior an my personal fave Hank the Wankplank
by MeAd November 3, 2003
Get the Penismug. by Jammoe April 8, 2006
Get the Penismug. 1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
Get the Penismug. A mans genitals that most times control them and the their mind cause most of all the time they use there penis for excuse and think only with it
1) I sat down on that boys lap and his penis got hard it doesn't take much
2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny
3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault
4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out
2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny
3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault
4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out
by Thekittenmaster December 18, 2014
Get the Penismug.