Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.
Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves January 27, 2024
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by Stopdickridingme November 20, 2023
Get the Pastoria mug.An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.
Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.
Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.
Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.
Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.
Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.
by skidibiland July 14, 2024
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Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
by petthewolves August 12, 2024
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Drew: Dude, that's sick!
Drew: Dude, that's sick!
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