Parade-Rainer

The person who puts a damper on your day; A person who rains on parades or celebratory events; a party pooper

"we went to the bridal party and all she did was bitch about her divorce. What a parade-rainer..."

by ailuig March 5, 2009

Parker

Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.

"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."

by superhuman01221 May 31, 2016

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003