Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017

Mudder

A clam shell without any meat and filled with mud!

These clams are nasty! There must be a mudder in the steamer..

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

muddled cherry

Muddled cherry is when you have sex with a virgin and then have sex with her again the next morning.

Popping her cherry was ok but that muddled cherry was bomb!

by Charlie Randolph June 9, 2017

mudpie

When a girl shits and you cum on it then you both feast.

Jonathon just filled his stomach with a wet creamy mudpie.

by Pedro from AW July 23, 2017

Maddie's panties

The softiest , most delicate panties in the world🌎X

Belongs to a charming young Girl and when you get ahold of them , you will be trapped in her love game🥀X

Woi dude... did u get into Maddie's panties?

Yh bro , never got out...

by Theprincess July 25, 2017

maddie downing

Biggest freak and gives the best head ever. Pretty with the a big ass and bomb ass personality. Got hands like a black girl. Totally a keeper.

Damn, maddie downing looks fine as fuck today.

by wigger2001@nhs December 21, 2017