mastsacter

virgin of having sex through the ear (bojowa)

Since i didn't have bojowa'd i am a mastsacter.

by CMG Ballin February 24, 2008

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.

If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.

by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009

Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.

where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!

by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010

Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..

got any of Moses' murungi bro?

by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012

Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark

Kobe Bryant and Moses Oreste

by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012

Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012