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A sexy , yet very tall young man . Usually has a large penis . Treats a female like a princess and is the best boyfriend any girl can have . An Oreste usually dates younger girls . Orestes aren't the sharpest crayon in the box .
Wow ! His girlfriend is like 12 . He must be an Oreste !
Oreste by suckitxD December 13, 2010
A very hot guy who looks like a badass but in the reality, he's sweeter than des Barbe à Papa. He is a teddy with his deadly, divine penis. Usually, he masters French Kiss and dances like MJ.

You can easily recognize an Oreste:
- You melt if he looks you straight in your eyes.
- He is good at sports.
- He is good at playing instruments.
- He is good at everything.
- He has the deepest, sexiest sex moans ever.
I: OMG! He gave me the best Sex session of my life. I think he is l'amour de ma vie.
E: You're probably right girl, he's an Oreste.
Oreste by Bolingo April 28, 2014
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Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark
Moses Oreste by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012

Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
An amazingly handsome man with a heart of gold. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, he's perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most beloved person anyone could come across. He's dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise he's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone who's charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His smile brightens everyone's day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. He's someone who is so wonderful in every way and it's impossible to find another man like him.

Beyond this world... he's divine.
There may be many men in this world but there is no other man like orestis. I love him with all my heart...
orestis by - Annabel Ottesen November 13, 2016
A wonderful, honest, caring and intelligent guy. His name is rare, yet always confused. He is a lady's man yet a man's man. His openness and vibrancy bring all to want to know more about him. Orest will most certainly always make you laugh and think "who is this guy?". Once you know an Orest, you will always be glad you had gotten to know him.
Hey it's Orest, I fucking love that guy!
Orest by Johnny5l May 2, 2010
Oresta is the most beautiful girl in the world! She is very easy to loose her temper but that’s what everyone loves about her. Oresta is very easy to fall in love with and her looks are astonishing. Everyone loves oresta.
Oh look it’s Oresta! I adore this woman, she makes my day so much better.
oresta by orestasbbgmyah March 14, 2021
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