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A sexy , yet very tall young man . Usually has a large penis . Treats a female like a princess and is the best boyfriend any girl can have . An Oreste usually dates younger girls . Orestes aren't the sharpest crayon in the box .
Wow ! His girlfriend is like 12 . He must be an Oreste !
by suckitxD December 11, 2010
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The song of Agamemnon and Brother of Electra. Avenged his fathers death by killing his mother and her new found lover.
"one whom, one shame one resolvable relaintless will to release us all. Gotta cut away, clear away, slip away and severe this, umbilical residue. Keeping me from killing you. " A Perfect Circle - Orestes
by Nina February 04, 2004
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A very hot guy who looks like a badass but in the reality, he's sweeter than des Barbe à Papa. He is a teddy with his deadly, divine penis. Usually, he masters French Kiss and dances like MJ.

You can easily recognize an Oreste:
- You melt if he looks you straight in your eyes.
- He is good at sports.
- He is good at playing instruments.
- He is good at everything.
- He has the deepest, sexiest sex moans ever.
I: OMG! He gave me the best Sex session of my life. I think he is l'amour de ma vie.
E: You're probably right girl, he's an Oreste.
by Bolingo March 21, 2014
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One look into his eyes and Orestes will ignite a spark within you and your creative fire will forever rage. Orestes is the hottest man alive and he has the greatest sense of humor- he seems reserved but he's the funniest guy in the room. He's a brilliant artist and he's very sympathetic- he always knows the right thing to say.
Orestes...I met his gaze and I never wanted another man afterward.
Ask Orestes, he always knows what to do.
by totallybananas September 18, 2016
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Son of Agamemnon and Clytemnestra. After the murder of his father, he was ordered by Apollo to avenge his father's death. He did so, killing his mother and her lover, Aegisthus. For this act, he was pursued by the Erinyes, the goddesses of retribution. He wandered many years so tormented, accompanied by his sister Electra and friend Pylades. Finally, at Athens, the gods interceded and held court. Athena defended him and Apollo gave testimony. Orestes was exonerated and the Erinyes stopped pursuing him.
Orestes killed his own mother on the orders of Apollo.
by geinman June 23, 2013
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A person who loves to be manhandled by other guys and likes taking it up the butt by black people. Also loves to make love to stuffed animals.
kid: hey! that kid's getting it up the ass by those thugs!
passerby adult: that kid's obviously an Oreste.
by secsess December 30, 2011
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