Morning Suck

(FOR A MALE) The act of receiving oral pleasure in the morning, usually before going to work.

Aw man, I am usually off track all day if Julie doesn't give me my morning suck as soon as I wake up.

Morning Suck by headbanger1186 December 23, 2008

Morning Twilight 

That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.

During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*

Morning Twilight by DanMonkfish December 10, 2009

Morning Wide 

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

Morning Wide by fitzlad December 22, 2009

morning 

I always say morning instead of good morning because if it were a good morning, I would be fishing.

“Morning Carmen, but not good morning. Never got to go fishing today.”

morning by bwclappin October 15, 2021

Sailor's Morning Prayer 

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.

" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."

Sailor's Morning Prayer by bwaaaah October 8, 2009

coffee in the morning 

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

coffee in the morning by happyefi September 15, 2016

sunday morning girl 

a girl who only looked good saturday night because of the paint roller makeup. sunday morning? shudder

"yeah, she's not hot, she's a sunday morning girl."

sunday morning girl by aravod April 20, 2006