Morning Twilight

That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.

During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*

by DanMonkfish December 10, 2009

Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

by fitzlad December 22, 2009

morning

I always say morning instead of good morning because if it were a good morning, I would be fishing.

“Morning Carmen, but not good morning. Never got to go fishing today.”

by bwclappin October 15, 2021

Sailor's Morning Prayer

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.

" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."

by bwaaaah October 8, 2009

coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016

sunday morning girl

a girl who only looked good saturday night because of the paint roller makeup. sunday morning? shudder

"yeah, she's not hot, she's a sunday morning girl."

by aravod April 20, 2006

Morning Trick

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

by flozz August 23, 2008