Muffchest

1. An exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.

1. "Hes got a Muffchest"
2. "'Sup Muffchest?"

by Muffchest December 17, 2008

muff hook

While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!

Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!

by chipaul August 7, 2011

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

musty muff

A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.

John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

i'll fax you a muff shot

i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.

Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?

Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.

by rwafish December 1, 2009

Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015