Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? 

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

Melody

a girl that tends to go for older men usually im a 10 year radius. Career history usually involves tanning salons. Often to use extensions. And has a very bubbly personality.

She's such a melody

Melody by Thepstink April 17, 2015

melon farmer 

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

melon farmer by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

melonius assault by roller June 10, 2005

Meliny 

Otherwise known as Melanie, Melany or Melony; Meliny is the name for more often than not, a girl who is lame.
Often mistaken for a boy, Meliny has a low voice and an abnormally large clitoris which is frequently incorrectly identified as a penis.

Girl 1: Is that person a boy or a girl??
Girl 2: Apparently a girl. Her name is Meliny. I'm friends with some of her ex boyfriends and they broke up with her cause they couldn't really tell if she was a girl or not .. They also said she's really lame.

Meliny by samchan23 January 3, 2009

Spice Melon 

Spice melon is a dessert. It is melon balls with a spiced sauce poured over them.

Mmm...I just love your spicey balls. Look at her melons! That dude's got some big hunkin' spice melons.

Spice Melon by Ira Q. Nid September 22, 2009

Meloncholy. 

The Choly Of Melons.
Simalar to Meloncoddle
The coddle of melons.

Person #1-Hey stop that meloncholy.
Person #2-what?

Meloncholy. by Humera/Nells February 21, 2009