madeleine

a random girl hu is always up 4 a laugh and can occasionally get into unnecessary strops but is a legend

She is a madeleine!

by Maddie S January 15, 2008

mandela effect

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

by snafu love November 21, 2016

mander

a mander is a very unique complex well rounded individual. one would only be so lucky to have any insight on her EXISTENCE! she is totally B-AWESOME

dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like mander

god my life is such a drag, wish it was more like manderZ

by butt chocolate January 1, 2010

Made in China

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.

I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Mandela Effect

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.

Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.

by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017

Nelson Mandela

A nickname given to MDMA.

In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.

'Alright mate, wanna buy any Charly?'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'

by C4Jnr August 5, 2017

joel madden

A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.

Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life

by ihatemichael December 14, 2007