Malcatalysis

1) The beginning of an unwanted autet deeply undesirable process

2) Puberty whilst trans

Lord, why have you set me up for malcatalysis?

by anonymous April 14, 2025

Malbolge

Malbolge is an esoteric programming language (like Befunge and ><>) designed to be impossible to use. It is so hard to use that the first program was not made by a human, but was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation. To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added: a counter-intuitive 'crazy operation', a ternary (base 3) system, and self-altering code.

Yes I know I duplicated the Malbolge definition what like 3 times at this point but like it doesn't matter because NO ONE uses it whatsoever

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

macou

when somebody's so cool, cool just isn't enough.

That guy is so macou

by scrappyidk May 28, 2025

macou

when your so cool, that cool isn't enough

That guy is so macou!

by scrappyidk May 28, 2025

Macock

The correct oral pronounciation for the Macaque.

"ITS CALLED THE MACOCK YOU FAGGOT"

by NotPep August 25, 2025

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017