Lemoore

Cow town California has no real purpose. Smells like shit 6 months out of the year. One of the most boring cities on earth. No one is ever proud to say they live in Lemoore. Everyone who lives here has to Drive at least 1 hour to have a good time. have no real ties to either southern or northern California Thus no real existence.

What are you doing later on ?
Who Me, I live in Lemoore.
Oh point taken that means you are doing absolutely nothing because there aint shit to do.

by boredinLemoore January 21, 2009

lemon

a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.

(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'

by cutestop May 12, 2008

Lemon Soup

A delicious tasting soup that brews inside of Debbie's vagina.

Nick: You have lemon soup stains on your arm!!

by skldfjilwesj January 6, 2008

lemon face

Term used to describe a middle-aged single woman, usually employed in a dead-end civil servant job. The lemon face has horrible people skills, is angry at the world, and with her life. She is the one who sits in her cubicle with a perpetual sour-puss look on her face. Lemon faces are typically employed by their respective civil service to be customer service reps.

I waited for 2 hours to renew my drivers licence but when I finally reached the counter, the lemon faced customer service rep told me I didn't have the right documents. Then she said "sucks to be you"

by Wordy McWorderson August 12, 2011

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.

Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.

by DubSizzle April 26, 2004