The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
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He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.
He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.
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I. P. Knightly and I took our relationship to the next level last night...we knorked! :)
I. P. Knightly and I took our relationship to the next level last night...we knorked! :)
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Name Cheesedick is also quite common.
A psychopathic person who enjoys throwing burning plants out of windows right on cars. Is to be aware of.
Also likes to put dicks or stick into other people's buttholes.
Knorridors tend to be very long (at least 1,90) and skinny, just as their dicks.
They are often quite gay and show it in public like by doing japanese push-ups on christmas markets.
It is a hard time for them learning languages.
They are always fake and cheesy as they invent their lifestory because their real one is not interesting enough. They also betray their friends a lot but they're good at sucking up to others so they forgive them.
Furthermore they are very violent. But you can calm them down easily by giving them real dongs that are longer than 30cm and 5cm thick.
They like doing "art" but they are no good at it.
Name Cheesedick is also quite common.
A psychopathic person who enjoys throwing burning plants out of windows right on cars. Is to be aware of.
Also likes to put dicks or stick into other people's buttholes.
Knorridors tend to be very long (at least 1,90) and skinny, just as their dicks.
They are often quite gay and show it in public like by doing japanese push-ups on christmas markets.
It is a hard time for them learning languages.
They are always fake and cheesy as they invent their lifestory because their real one is not interesting enough. They also betray their friends a lot but they're good at sucking up to others so they forgive them.
Furthermore they are very violent. But you can calm them down easily by giving them real dongs that are longer than 30cm and 5cm thick.
They like doing "art" but they are no good at it.
Kn: "Umm, lol. Ihre Meinung kommt hierhin."
other person: "Wtf?!
Oh, you must be a Knorridor!"
Kn:"Ja, mei."
"This person is more fake than your girlfriend's tits, it must be a Knorridor."
other person: "Wtf?!
Oh, you must be a Knorridor!"
Kn:"Ja, mei."
"This person is more fake than your girlfriend's tits, it must be a Knorridor."
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