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Text kill

When somebody responds to a either meaningful, or informative text with one of the the following; yeah, cool, ok, nice, fun, alright, ect.
Guy: will you go to prom with me?
Girl: I'd love to!
Guy: alright
(girl to herself: what a text kill)

Guy: So I was thinking about going to see a movie later tonight.
Girl:cool
(guy to himself: what a text kill)
by Jack Mehollf December 26, 2011
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killed the game

When someone is looking really cute or fly
Wow ! She is looking really cute today! She's killed the game alright!
by Penissuckerx69 May 19, 2018
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Spawn Kill

When your teacher posts your grades on the first day of the semester, and you don't have one of the first day assignments like the syllabus.
Half the class got spawn killed by the teacher because they hadn't signed their syllabus yet.
by SS7840 March 12, 2019
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kill pop

n. CD - probably the anti-christ to pop music nowadays. great artists from the underground getting their shit out there, no more of this cRAP!
Dude I just bought the Kill pop album! lets go throw on some "BFMV!"
by bibi0025 October 1, 2007
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Mind Kill

The act of one person saying or doing something with others around that results in the person looking foolish or stupid.
(Leaving a store)
Guy 1: Walks out right door.
Guy 2: Walks out left door and its lock.( Causing him to run in to it or cant open it)
Guy 1: "Ew damn you just got your mind killed"

Can be used for large and small situations.
by Matt_3192 January 12, 2011
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Ace Kill

A sociopath who needs a phd to tell him he is a bad influence and disrispects authority.
Yo bro your being a fucking ace kill
by Lyk Jon-Wazup October 31, 2009
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Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012
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